NC (vo): Some of you may find it kind of cold of me to make a joke around that, but if Michael Bay can make up insulting shit about Pearl Harbor, well, then so can I. (The title of the movie is shown, before clips of the movie play) It's Pearl Harbor the movie, not the actual event. And I think we can all agree it's a bombing we will never forget and we'll hold deep within our hearts- (music stops) Okay, you know the punchline. And while many weren't there to witness it, this attack on the public left several poor souls confused and afraid. A horrible tragedy that left good people and their families scarred for life. ("Nearer My God to Thee" on the violin plays in the background) Years ago, a disaster fell upon this nation. Then the opening plays, before cutting to NC in his room) (He looks upwards as the music swells at that statement. But, uh.I just don't know if I always want to be associated with action.īay: Well, I always wanted to do.a romance. Peter: Well, what's the matter? I thought you'd be more excited.īay: Oh, oh, I am, Peter, I am. You might just be one of the biggest action directors of all time.īay: (sounding excited, but unsure at the same time) Oh. If all goes well, we might have a few other films lined up for you, too. (On the phone is an agent with glasses named Peter, played by Orlando Belisle, Jr.)
(The two look up to their left in reverence for Bay. The most brilliant porn director the world has ever known. Girl: Who was that ingeniously perverted man? I've never seen such brilliant direction.ĭirector: Well, what can I say? I know how to keep 'em coming. Guy: It's an honor working with you, sir. Your advice is very helpful.ĭirector: Well, it's like I tell every adult movie star: If you're going to suck, suck all the way. (A pop is heard as a blonde girl, played by Dayna Munday, comes out from under) (The blonde guy puts the drill down) Very nice work there, people. A blonde guy's ( Jim Jarosz) standing on his feet rolling his eyes back, holding a power drill which he revs up after a bit)ĭirector (played by Doug): And cut.
(The episode starts at an apartment in Hollywood, 1990.
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